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"Well, I guess now I'll have to start liking my in-laws."
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"Alright, my new diet starts tomorrow!"
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"Halber's finally finshed grad school and is getting a REAL job."
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"...When Hell freezes over !!!"
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"Don't let me lay down! I just ate eggs, and if I do, MY HEART'LL E X P L O D E!!!!!!!!!!"
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"The things I could tell you about Wang in Daytona...I lost my innocence because of him!"
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"Who's the best Party Favor in Daytona!?!?!? Whozyadaddywhozyadaddywhozyadaddy! Look, DUCKS!"
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"Hello - my name is Bill!"
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"I'm a little Green Teapot, short and stout, tip me over ...."
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"Don't bother me while I'm on Vacation"

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"I used to be taller - then I got hit with this hammer!"
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"The Hammer of Justice cometh for you!"

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"Ohhhhhh! Jolly Ranchers? I thought you said Jolly RODGERS! Sorry!"
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"Empty, white head, no hair? Hey that's a picture of me on this flag!"
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"Your new invention for the Flag of Bin Laden ? ? ?"
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"Playboy models . . . JUMP IN!!!"
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"Caption? u want a [editorial delete] caption? how bout this?
I own the [editorial delete] copyrights to that picture u [editorial delete] wang! I'm gonna sue your little [editorial delete] ass off! How's that for a [editorial delete] caption?"
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"where is my matching bandana?? My head is getting sunburned...."

"Look we were borded by 'Real' Pirates!"
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"New Tide got out all those nasty blood stains"
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"...and after the Pirates took all our gold and women, they gave me this nice souveneer flag."

 
   
 

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