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I Once Went Back in Time and Told Myself Never to Time Travel...

...Now I’m Stuck Here!


Those of you who’ve known me for a while know of my many exploits in time travel. I’ve personally created more temporal-time-rifts and paradoxes then I care to admit. While most people are unaware of them, many others see evidence of their existence but are not sure what they are seeing. (For instance the existence of Mac, Windows, and Unix as parallel operating systems. Yeah, that was me.)


So anyhow I was thinking of some ponderables when I came up with this conundrum:

You are driving along in your Delorian time machine at 12:00:02 AM, at 88 miles per hour. You set your flux capacitor to go back in time to 12:00:00 AM, exactly two seconds into the past. And you set it to keep sending you back to midnight every two seconds.


Now if you remember from the movie, Back to the Future, when the car traveled in time, it went to the same exact spot but only at another point in time. So in my situation above, after your first “leap” the time would once again be midnight, and in your rear view mirror you should see yourself from two seconds ago, about to go back in time. And two seconds later, you and the car behind you will both go back in time to midnight again. Now, you’ll be further up the road, he’ll be where you were two seconds ago, and the two of you will see your original self from midnight about to make the “first” leap.

In this scenario you could conceivably have an uninterrupted line of Delorian time machines from one end of the country to the other for two seconds from midnight to 12:00:02, after which they will all disappear.


The thing is if you were the first one (in time?) to come up with the idea, you would always be at the beginning of the line, seeing an endless line of Delorians growing behind you until you reached your destination. If you were the last one (in time) to come up with the idea you would see no Delorians behind you, and an endless line of them ahead of you, diminishing until you reached your destination.

And of course anyone watching from the sidelines - at the stroke of midnight would see an endless line of Delorians from one end of the country to the other, which would last for two seconds. Then at 12:00:02, every one of them would disappear.

Now as always, I could have this wrong. Maybe nothing would happen. To tell you the truth, I'm a little afraid to try it. But feel free to share your insight in the old guestbook.

Billo

 
   
 
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