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They Should Call Them "Thin Mind Control Mints"!
Updated February 12, 2005
Girl Scout Cookies
Look, I like the Girl Scouts just as much as anyone else, but its time to
throw some light their way. First of all, to the best of my knowledge the
Girl Scouts are pretty much the same type of organization as the Boy Scouts.
Both teach honor, respect and responsibility. Both have campgrounds,
hierarchy, structure and paramilitary rankings. Kids have to pay dues, buy
uniforms, and pay for incidentals that come along all year. But there is one
big difference.
And that’s right genius, you’ve guessed it – it’s those damn cookies! Now
here’s what I want to know, thank you very much: every year they sell millions
of boxes of those damn addictive cookies and I want to know where does all of
that money go?
How is it that the Boy Scouts run the same type of organization and they don’t
need to sell cookies? Come on now, think about this people! They sell
millions of dollars worth of cookies every year and there is no accounting for
the money. And you know as well as I do that they put things in those cookies
to make you addicted and to stop you from asking questions.
Oh yeah that’s right I’ve said it, "The Girl Scouts are up to something".
It’s a conspiracy people; its mind control or something. Maybe they’re a
money raising front for some government "black operation". You ever wonder
where all the money comes from to develop top secret weapons or to finance the
secret Moon Base, or a
Time Machine? I think it’s the Girl Scouts.
That’s is now, the cat’s out of the bag; I’ve spilled the beans on this one.
You know the MiBs are on their way right now to wipe my mind clear for this
one. Aw, what the heck, why even bother sending someone out? I’m almost
finished eating this row of
Thin
Mints. As soon as I’m done I’m sure the mind
control drugs laced into them will take hold and I’ll forget the whole thing.
Or maybe I'm way off on this one.
Billo
Copyright 2005, Bill O'Reilly
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