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Friday, 9/28/2001 - Random Thoughts…
Real quick, here's what's on my mind:
Can’t we do something with cell phone ringers? Can’t people connect their cell phones to their computers and upload sounds other than those nasty computer beeps? How many times do I need to hear the 1812 Overture played out on someone’s cell phone with computer beeps?
I’d much rather hear the sound effect from the Bionic Man; or the Star Trek communicator sound; or the Bewitched “Magic” sound. Maybe we could do cartoon sounds, the Hanna Barbara sound where a character jumps into the air, pumps their legs a few times then takes off. Maybe even the Road Runner’s beep-beep.
Or maybe I could even get a recording of a celebrity saying something like, “Hey Bill, the phone is ringing. Do you want to get it?” Take some has been celeb who's not busy now anyhow. I’ll bet you could get someone like Chevy Chase, Charles Groden or even OJ Simpson to do it. None of them are busy now, right?
I think I might like to have Jeff Goldblum for my ringer. You know he could do that, “eh, ah, aaahhh… yeah…” thing that he does. After Jurassic Park III I don’t think he’s busy now either.
Do Chinese people ever get tired of eating Chinese food? And doesn't any food that a Chinese person eat automatically become Chinese food?
And here is one that will no doubt become a RANT very soon. Why is it that no one believes that the cheese in the aerosol can is real cheese. It is Real Cheese! Not very good cheese, but none the less, cheese. And yet, there is another different product on the market which comes in a pump spray and it is called, I Can't Believe its Not Butter?
I want to know just WHO can't believe that this product is not butter? How can you not believe in real cheese because just it's in an aerosol, but you are shocked into disbelieve when butter comes in a pump spray! Maybe I could get you a tube of "I Can't Believe it's Not a Roast Beef Sandwich"!
Well those are just some random thoughts for today.
Copyright 2001, Bill O'Reilly
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