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Stolen Technology 
The key word in that sentence is “boost”. It should be obvious to anyone with a brain. Something crashed in Roswell in 1947; something with advanced technology. And the US Government, (in cooperation with several private businesses), is reaping the benefits of that technology. They have reverse engineered all kinds of stuff from that crash that summer. If you are looking for proof, then look no further. I present to you my list of technologies stolen from the Roswell Crash.  1. Silicone Chips 2. Silicone Breasts 3. Silly String 4. MS Windows 3.11 (the ship did "crash" afterall) 5. Double Paned windows 6. Microwave Ovens 7. Microwave Popcorn 8. Mood Rings 9. Pop rocks 10. Pop Up Tissues 11. "I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter" 12. Guinness Draft in a Can 13. Touch Tone Phones (does "phone home" sound familiar?) 14. Lava Lamps 15. Tofu 16. Y2K Bug 17. Zip Lock Bags After 99,000 years of human evolution we were barely out of caves, and log cabins. Then in the time span from 1947 to 1967, we go from prop driven airplanes to landing men on the moon. We suddenly go from no computers at all to people walking around with computers in their pockets? Do you really think that diarrhea causing, non-fat WOW Potato Chips could be the product of the human mind? To this day, no one knows what makes Glow Sticks glow or how Dry Erase Markers work. And if an Earthling created Non-Stick Frying Pans than how come no one knows how they get the Teflon to stick to the pan? Oh yeah, baby, the truth is out there and Dick Clark is one of them. We are not alone. Or I could be wrong. Here's a link for further reading. Billo ----------------- |
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